Hart's Travel Log

[Dark Hart]

So I says to my friend, I says.. Here now HOW do you come by a Girraffe in ROME?!

He says, what?

I say after I killed those bandits, I got a Girraffe!

Ya can't carry a Giraffe on a hosre!

I KNOW!! But let me tell you what. That poor Mule tried shortly before he died! Stupid bandits. Killed my mule, and left me a giraffe.

[Dark Hart]

So I was traveling along, got attacked and ended up with a Girraffe. At first I was angry, until I actually managed to get to the town. Poor mules.

So I sold me this Giraffe, and WHOOO boy did I get rich quick!. I didn't feel so bad.

So I unload a bunch of supplies, and pick up some more. I start out and this here is where it gets hairy. Realy hairy. Hairy then my mom's back.

*friend* Wow, that's hairy*

Shuush now. Listen.

So I'm traveling and get tagged by bandits again. Killed em off and they left me with ANOTHER giraffe. I was shocked. They must have hit someone coming up from Alexiandria or something.

So I tried to get back. No good. Poor mules didn't know what to do. Giraffes are leggy cridders and mules are short. They don't carry very well. It'd be like a full grown warrior trying to ride a trout.

Not going to work.

So There I was, in the middle of no-where. With a Giraffe. So I had to let it go.

*friend* WHAT!?

Oh it gets better. The Bandits in the area must have had hit a carnival or something. Cause not 3 hours later, i kill more and get..., another.., Giraffe.

*frined looks stupified*

Yep.

SO I let that oen go too.

*frined* WHAT!!!???

[Nefertete]

Had a very good laugh, John turned around from his computer to say 'what is so funny?'

Thanks for the enjoyment!

[Dark Hart]

Glad ya liked it.

So far this game is a lot of fun. I hit a few WTF?! now and again, but that one was beautiful.

I've gotten a tiger and a Lion so far as well, up in the northern areas. Weird.

I mean, I expect tigers in like, ya know, India. Heh.

I just need more turns. MUHAHAHA. I'm addicted.