Beware Andalib... o.0

[Andalib]

Well, just wanted to document my first 15 minutes of fame!

So, I know you're all dying to know what I got famous for, right?
...No? Too bad. I'll tell you anyway.

So I know you're all thinking: "So what marvelous thing did Andalib do this time?" And believe it or not; I actually didn't astound the world with my greatness this time.
</sarcasm>
(and by the way, what's with that? Sarcasm codes just don't work any more? *shakes head* What is this world coming to?)

...Nope. I make it into the local taverns by...robbing a vendor.

YOU ROB THE VENDOR!
You loot 6 Ceramics.
You loot 4 Lap Dogs.

Oh No! Somebody saw you!
-335 reputation with Egypt
-200 reputation with Carthage
-167 reputation with Rome
-177 reputation with Phoenecia
-198 reputation with Han Empire
-203 reputation with Funan Kingdom
-305 reputation with Egypt
-182 reputation with Carthage
-152 reputation with Rome
-161 reputation with Phoenecia
-180 reputation with Han Empire
-185 reputation with Funan Kingdom

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Rumors and News in Memphis located in Egypt:


Beware Andalib stalking unwary travelers along The Nile Valley. (1 minute, 31 seconds ago)

...Now, I know I should be feeling bad right now, but I'm still feeling sorta...excited? I can't help it, it just feels so awesome.
Inspires me to take on a new title:
Andalib the Extremely Dangerous...erm...Person
Yes, I do like the way that sounds. xD

Oh, and by thte way, that reminds me! Now, I ran into said vendor slightly after I robbed a bedraggled merchant (so I guess it serves me right for getting caught, but tanyway), and it made me think of this: why do beggars always have so much stuff? I mean, a vendor has about 3k worth of goods, and yet poor old merchants are toting around giraffes and lions? Now that just doesn't make sense.