Fortunately/Unfortunately

[Andalib]

In my crusade to bring more games to legendera, I stumbled upon one of my favorites.

Here's how it goes. I'll start out with a random sentence, say, "Bob went to the park." The next person says something good that happens, say, "Fortunately, it was nice and sunny out." The person after that says something unfortunate that happenes, say, "Unfortunately, Bob had brought his umbrella, because he thought it would rain, and now he had to drag it around everywhere." And so on and so forth.

IMPORTANT: You MUST copy the previous post and attatch it to your answer! This way, everyone can read the story by looking at the last post, and they won't have to read through a million-and-one pages to get the whole thing. So, using the above example, things would look like this:

First Post:
"Bob went to the park."

Second Post:
"Bob went to the park."
"Fortunately, it was nice and sunny out."

Third Post:
"Bob went to the park."
"Fortunately, it was nice and sunny out."
"Unfortunately, Bob had brought his umbrella, because he thought it would rain, and now he had to drag it around everywhere."


It should NOT go like this:

First Post:
"Bob went to the park."

Second Post:
"Fortunately, it was nice and sunny out."

Third Post:
"Unfortunately, Bob had brought his umbrella, because he thought it would rain, and now he had to drag it around everywhere."

Geddit? Good.

I'll begin.


One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

[Undean The Second]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.
Fortunately he had the money to buy it.

[Chilly]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.
Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunatley, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

[KimYo]

(I just made a few extra in case people wanted to be lazy today. lol

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately,

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

[Andalib]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

Why thank you, I do feel like being lazy today! And yes, I use the word grody.

[KimYo]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately,

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

[Undean The Second]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

[Mirifula]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately,

[Goddess]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

[Lonewolf]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately, Bob doesn't care that he has hypocarenotalot syndrom.
Unfortunately,

[Mirifula]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately, Bob doesn't care that he has hypocarenotalot syndrom.
Unfortunately, With the result of this, he jumped in front of a bus.

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

Fortunately,
Unfortunately,

[Fallingstar]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately, Bob doesn't care that he has hypocarenotalot syndrom.
Unfortunately, With the result of this, he jumped in front of a bus.

Fortunately, Bob was next to a hospital.
Unfortunately,

[Xaetian]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately, Bob doesn't care that he has hypocarenotalot syndrom.
Unfortunately, With the result of this, he jumped in front of a bus.

Fortunately, Bob was next to a hospital.
Unfortunately, his legs were way over there.

Fortunately, he had brought his dog.
Unfortunately,

[raybay]

One day, Bob decided to buy an ice cream.

Fortunately he had the money to buy it.
Unfortunately, Bob is a slow eater, so it melted.

Fortunately, he knows how to lick ice cream off of the gum covered sidewalk.
Unfortunately, the sidewalk had grody people-germs and Bob got rabies from it. Poor Bob.

Fortunately, Bob had good medical insurance.
Unfortunately, it only covered people-germs and not grody people-germs.

Fortunately, he could use his grody people-grems medical cover
Unfortunately, after testing, he actually had another decease called hypocarenotalot syndrom that caused him to...simply put....not care alot anymore about anything

Fortunately, Bob doesn't care that he has hypocarenotalot syndrom.
Unfortunately, With the result of this, he jumped in front of a bus.

Fortunately, Bob was next to a hospital.
Unfortunately, his legs were way over there.

Fortunately, he had brought his dog.
Unfortunately,his dog was eating the ice cream with grody people germs and got cooties.